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Joke of the Day
"250 dogs escaped from the SPCA Police are following a number of leads."
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"Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball"
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit? Nothing, they both come on a boy's face when he turns 13."
"You know the difference between my birthday and a courtroom? My dad shows up at a courtroom."
"What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up? ""Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."""
"I'm okay with selling fake ID's to minors because they're all organ donor cards."
"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."
"Hear about the serial killer who was actually quite sensitive? He wore other people's hearts on his sleeve."
"What's similar about a shy jihad and a bagpipe They only make noise once they've been blown up."
"What are feminists best at in mathematics? TRIGGER-nometry"