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Joke of the Day
"You know the difference between my birthday and a courtroom? My dad shows up at a courtroom."
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"Just found out my alcoholic uncle is into necrophilia Gives a whole new meaning to 'cracking open a cold one.'"
"Turns out telling a friend ""you're giving off a weird vibe tonight"" is not the most direct way to tell them they're on fire"
"Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like ""You Can Do it"" or ""Ramen Noodles Aren't So Bad"" when you check your sad Account Balance"
"Welcome to the celebrity impressionist club. Please take a seat, there are plenty of Chers. I'll see myself out...."
"Dad: ""Don't you come back late midnight again... ...Otherwise you'll be coming back next year."""
"What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid? Toyodas"
"Need help with a joke! What's a funny reason that Germany or Germans can't be trusted that doesn't have to do with nazis?"
"What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino? Shot."
"What Do You Call A Group... Of both crows and ducks, of which the ratio is 80% ducks and 20% crows? A murder most fowl."