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Joke of the Day

"All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on."

"Where does Obama live? The ""Baracks"""

"What does a blender full of dead babies sound like? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating..."

"Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs? The CathArctic."

"Cop cars should play the jaws theme song"

"People that proudly carry their yoga mats around town... I get it. I carry my Burrito around with that same pride."

"I bought a race horse and decided to call it ""MY FACE"". Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting ""COME ON MY FACE""!!"

"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey"

"Hi, my name is Typo! It's spelled 'Tpyo'."

"I don't know who you are, but if you don't stop sending me phone books, I will find you.....and I will kill you."