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Joke of the Day
"All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on."
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"I'm not scratching my balls I'm petting my crabs"
"Barista: Latte for Waldo Barista: Do we have a Waldo here Barista: Where's Waldo Me: *proudly nudging a stranger* I did that"
"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers"
"Sex jokes aren't funny I mean cum on people"
"I've finally found some direction in life, so I'm throwing a going a way party."
"What's brown and sticky? A Stick"
"[praying mantis first date] Female: You seem to have a good head on your shoulders. Male: Yeah well, you know, saving it for marriage."
"I married a French girl and had three sons We named our first son Antoine. We named our second son Anteux. We named our third son Antthree."
"Why do black people go to church? Because the father is actually there."