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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers haven't I ?"
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"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
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"A mexican magician says to the audience he will dissapear on the count if 3 Uno...dos...*poof* He disappeared without a tres"
"A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a library.... The librarian stops them. ""What, do you think this is a BAR?"""
"After decades of research scientists in Texas have discovered a new use for sheep! Wool!"
"The real problem with kissing a perfect 10 The cops come chasing after you"
"me: [slides bank teller a note] bank teller: what's a ""roblery"""
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"I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don't understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper."