136603

Joke of the Day

"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."

"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."

"What do you call a toilet seat that's missing the left side? Half-assed. (please forgive me, first time)"

"Why are most politicians in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate."

"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven when I take a nap."

"I accidentally mixed my coffee my redbull.. After 15 minutes of driving I realised I forgot my car."

"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt."

"If humans can grow up to 8 feet... Why do I only ever see them with 2?"

"What should I say? Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not"

"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."