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Joke of the Day

"This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart."

"It's easy to plan an orgy... ... the hard part is getting everyone to come."

"[kung fu fight] ""Your tiger claw is no match for my crane."" *starts lifting heavy building materials*"

"I used to be schizophrenic. But we are ok now."

"A billionaire, a clown, and a presidential candidate walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""How's it going, Donald?"""

"I lost my phone and it's on silent. Man! I should've listened to Beyonce."

"I spend an awful lot of time picking the most desirable potato chips out of the bag for someone who's going to eat them all anyway."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? No potatoes."

"My cocaine is so white Police let it go with a warning"

"Bon Jovi published a diet book It's called ""Living on a Pear"""