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Joke of the Day

"I bought a new boomerang but it sucks, because i cannot throw my old one away."

"My girlfriend asked me how I know so much about vaginas I had be honest, I told her I've been into them for years."

"Rodney Dangerfield joke I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!"

"If a parsley farmer falls behind on his taxes, does the government garnish his wages?"

"Canada was like, ""This is all part of the Northwest Territories,"" but the Inuit were having Nunavut."

"When you talk about IP addresses of an iPad Do you call it iPaddress?"

"Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter."

"1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies."

"Reddit is a lot like my fridge. I check it constantly, even though I know nothing has changed."

"What do you call a Pediatrist speeding in Michigan Lead foot"