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Joke of the Day

"Rodney Dangerfield joke I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!"

"Q: What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan? A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan"

"I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting. I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located."

"Scroll no further, as it only get worse from here..."

"I got infatuated with a pizza. I thought it was just a *crust*. But damn, it was love at first *slice*"

"Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day? Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom."

"What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after? The Weasley twins"

"What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? A flightoplankton."

"Why is Jewish apple cake Jewish? Because it's baked in an oven..."

"Ironic! That even if Oscar pistorious is found not guilty .He still won't walk free"