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Joke of the Day
"Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!"
Next Joke
"Sorry, I can't go. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time? :)"
"I like my eggs like I like my women Beaten"
"The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know."
"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."
"What can turn a fox into an elephant? A marriage certificate."
"Four girlscout cookie boxes down in a day and I realized I have a problem ... I'm running out of cookies."
"A zombie and a ghost go for marriage counselling And are asked to share their honest feelings The Zombie ""Sometimes I feel like you're not even here!"" The Ghost ""Whatever, you're dead to me"""
"They say every 2 out of 3 people live next door to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"
"""So....sad.....must...text...everyone I know..."" ~ Girls"