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Joke of the Day
"*turns around in my chair and I'm stroking a whole glazed ham in my lap* I've been expecting you."
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"I hate it when my sock puppets fight. I don't have a free hand to break them up."
"Who do you call a really thin dinosaur? Tyranosaurus Annorex"
"What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic"
"A growing number of parents are trying to force feed their children. Experts can offer no explanation. Citing, ""Even Master Jedi use spoons."""
"This may be the wine talking but help he's drinking me, he's drinking me."
"Nothing beats a pretty girl with a beautiful singing voice except for Chris Brown"
"Dirty funny What do you get when there are two nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chin? A Dick in your mouth."
"There once was a guy with five dicks. How do you think his pants fit him? Like a glove."
"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!"