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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fish that walked into the chip shop?? He got battered!!"
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"What is white and lies in the grass? A shleep."
"Who is the greatest author of the medieval era? King Author"
"What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence? udder destruction"
"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."
"I went to a party at Paris Hilton's place last night. The party was fun but now I feel hungover. I tried to take some paracetamol but Paris-ate-them-all. hew hew"
"I save a lot of money on makeup by just being attractive."
"Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds, so it's actually a very calm and soothing experience for people around us."
"What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache? The smell."
"Restrooms now have auto flushes, taps, hand dryers. But isn't it silly that you cancel all that by touching the door handle on your way out?"