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Joke of the Day

"Ah yes. I've linked my Twitter to my Wordpress, and my LinkedIn to Klout. Now it's time to interface my Acura ILX with a giant redwood"

"Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested"

"How do you come out of a closet like a true redditor? You get confused."

"Just bumped into Gloria Gaynor's ghost! At first I was afraid, I was petrified."

"When the guy at Subway asks what type of bread you'd like, say cookies. When he laughs, ask to speak to the manager."

"A chemist walks into a bar... Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite? Bartender: NaBrO"

"Advice in elections How do you win an election? By giving out candy"

"What does an excited Japanese horse say? Oshio des neighhhhh"

"woman driver I was on my way to work today, when I saw a woman driving with her hazard lights on. I thought to myself, ""At least she's honest."""

"What's the coldest type of reptile? Blizzards."