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Joke of the Day

"A wind turbine asks his friend what his favourite genre of music is To which he responds: ""I'm a big metal fan."""

"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"

"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for spanish. Press 1 and 2 at the same time for the latest Pitbull song"

"Can I favorite people's favorites of me? Looking for more affirmation."

"Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures? In a photo albumen..."

"Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!"

"I've never wanted to know the answer to anything bad enough to ask a question at the end of a meeting that's running 30 minutes over time."

"Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east? Because there's a Target on every corner"

"I'm not sexist... being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for women."

"Did you guys hear about the gay astronaut? He landed on Uranus"