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Joke of the Day

"A wind turbine asks his friend what his favourite genre of music is To which he responds: ""I'm a big metal fan."""

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"What's a four letter word for intercourse ending with K? Talk"
"Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist."
"Want to hear a clean joke? A man takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man"
"I set up a camera in my room like in paranormal activity but it's just 8 hours of me waving & walking down imaginary stairs behind my bed."
"It's OK people with a poor grasp of the English language, I'm a sex attic too."
"I put some doughnuts, ice cream, and snickers bars in my blender for dessert tonight, so yeah-I juice."
"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."
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