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Joke of the Day

"I sexually identify as a pansexual And I have a fetish for cast-iron"

"Hey girl, did you get your tickets *lips slowly part to reveal a mouthful of tiny little teeth with massive gums* to the GUM show?"

"Sumo wrestlers have to make sure their legs are always shaven So people don't confuse them with feminists"

"A robot goes to see a psychiatrist... ""Just because my intelligence is artificial doesn't mean that my problems aren't real."""

"What do the Seattle Seahawks and school in July have in common? No class."

"How many times can your grandmother orgasm per hour? I'll let you guess first before I tell you..."

"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to an 8 year old boy? Hey little boy, want to buy some candy?"

"How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants? He used an eyepatch"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."