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Joke of the Day
"How many times can your grandmother orgasm per hour? I'll let you guess first before I tell you..."
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"Anniversary present Wife tells her husband that she wants something that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. And on their anniversary her husband hands her a scale."
"Why I never get drinks at the bar with my dog... I'm afraid of getting woofied."
"I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too."
"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."
"What did the Lion say to the Rhino? Y NO LEGS!"
"Imagine This... Smeagol ( Lord of the Rings ) replaces in Tryion ( Game Of Thrones ) For Game Of Thrones"
"Saw a couple standing in the park holding each other tightly, silently, not moving. I was touched. Both their phones must've been stolen."
"I hope I will get a girlfriend before I die. It turns out I get an eternal life"
"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."