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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jewish pedophile say to an 8 year old boy? Hey little boy, want to buy some candy?"
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"What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve? Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!"
"I heard something about a Finding Dory Trailer being released today, but I forgot..."
"Roses... Roses are red My name is not Dave This makes no sense Microwave *Drops Mic*"
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud."" A Scotsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."""
"Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing ""Oinkers Aweight"""
"I got a new job circumcizing elephants The pay isn't great but the tips are enormous"
"If tom cats refuse to eat their food Are they boycatting it?"
"Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend."
"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake."