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Joke of the Day

"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"

"Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her."

"Oh dear. This black lady on the Maury show is so upset. I think the gentleman she's been dating has let her down in some way."

"I don't think playing catch with the kid was the problem so much as the fact that I kept dropping him."

"Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa? Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied."

"I play the triangle in my local reggae band I just stand at the back and ting."

"98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven't been to prison yet"

"My son asked me what it is like to be married.. So I deleted all the music on his ipod except for 1 song."

"Non-alcoholic beer... Is like eating your sister's pussy. It tastes the same but deep down you know it just isn't right."

"My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car."