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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the golf match between the black golfer and white golfer from South Africa? Birdie on the last hole would have won the match for the black golfer, but a par tied."

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"Scientology, because even Jehovah Witnesses need something to laugh at after a hard day of knocking on doors."
"I asked my dad if I could go to a 50 cent concert... ... He tossed me a dollar and said ""take your brother"""
"Half the fun of buying your child a piece-of-shit knock off game system is how mad they get when you refer to it as a ""Playstation""."
"why didn't jimmy drive the tractor? Because he had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? Because he was a potato."
"why do nice girls always go for the assholes? I don't even like pegging."
"I asked a welsh man how many sexual partners he has had so he started counting, and fell asleep."
"Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means"
"To all my Atheist and Agnostic friends. T_IF!"