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Joke of the Day

"I don't think playing catch with the kid was the problem so much as the fact that I kept dropping him."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn'twake him until 3."

"When I was a kid, my grandfather told me his teeth are like the stars... ...they come out at night."

"I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors I think I have an apartment complex."

"I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas."

"Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!"

"What do your mother and a marathon have in common? They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys."

"What gets bigger everytime I see my wife. My wife."

"ME: I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once GIRL: holy cow how did you survive ME: I fell off the bottom rung"

"What do you call a cow that's made out of glass? Steer Clear."