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Joke of the Day

"What does Shakespeare's dog eat? Iambs!"

"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"

"I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex..."

"The MI5 are watching every move I make and breath I take... It seems it's a sting operation"

"Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek"

"I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought ""Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness"" was inappropriate."

"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."

"Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice ."

"Keep yelling ""dance!"" and shooting at my feet, tough guy. I studied tap for 9 years and you're going to look like an idiot."

"This redditor is so N00b... He pondered for several hours as to why people in his comments thread kept calling his submission ""Overpowered"""