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"I used to date a girl with eczema She had cracking tits"
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"My kids don't believe that before video games, we used to have to go out and buy a hedgehog, paint it blue, then give it cocaine."
"So, would you ever tell anybody if you woke naked in the middle of the woods, hung over with a sore ass? Wanna go camping?"
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double-entendre... So he gives it to her."
"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? The number of followers"
"Why men shop at Costco? Because it's a hoe sale."
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feels so good."
"Bumper stickers are how we tell people we only had $1.50 to spend on a belief system."
"Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog... The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister."
"Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night? (X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark."