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Joke of the Day
"Why are people into Flat Earth Theory? Because it's edgy."
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"A whale performs a La Roux cover...... ""Mmmmmmmmmm.......I'm goin' in for the krill"""
"Why do people carry around umbrellas? Because they can't carry themselves"
"What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny? Something punny."
"What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school? A mutant-y"
"Interviewer: ""So, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" Me: ""My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly."""
"I'm in a band called Missing Cat. You've probably seen our posters."
"Since I'm wearing a white top, I'm going to go ahead and eat this meatball hoagie while I drive."
"When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety."
"What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !"