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Joke of the Day

"When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety."

"Tests are like jokes... You just gotta get through them, and sometimes you find out they're not that bad! And other times you have cancer."

"I bet even your farts smell good."

"Why do only 2 Mexicans pass the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing."

"Hey thieves, ya know what's easier than avoiding rape in prison? A job."

"I'm glad to see New York getting in the spirit of Halloween! New Orleans in 2005 was a great costume choice!"

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!"

"What is the difference between an apple and an orange? None, the two are not a snake"

"its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup"