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Joke of the Day

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music! His newest album is titled, ""I'll Be Bach."""

"Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country."

"My mum was killed by cancer... Wait no, my dad was a Sagittarius."

"I guarantee you, this is a joke Donald Trump"

"How do you make a tissue dance? By putting a little boogie in it!"

"Chinese kid was born before the due date Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"Lemonaid What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons? LemonAIDS"

"Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics? Not being a cripple."

"I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel... We really opened a can of wormholes."

"What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common? Men usually miss all three."