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Joke of the Day

"I guarantee you, this is a joke Donald Trump"

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch"

"Elephant meets a camel somehow. The elephant asks the camel why he has boobs on his back. The camel replies, ""You don't have much to say because you have a dick on your face."""

"What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? Shore."

"What did the redditor do with the embarrassing naked picture he found of himself? Throwaway, for obvious reasons."

"I walked up to a lady and asked... ...""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Must be your pussy I smell then."""

"Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated."

"My friend threw a pebble at me for not giving him the video game he wanted for Christmas... I just said 'Let he who is without sims throw the first stone'."

"I googled 'missing medieval servant boy' 404 Paige not found"

"Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along? They didn't have ships in common."