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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a tissue dance? By putting a little boogie in it!"
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"Whoever snuck the s in ""fast food"" is a clever little b@stard."
"What three streets in Chicago rhyme with vagina? Paulina, Melvina and Lunt."
"What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl? You have to drop da bomb on her twice"
"Why did Wile E. Coyote have a ""Detour"" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff? To throw the Roadrunner off."
"Me: Hello, is it me you're looking for? Her: no Me: *dials another number* Hello, is it me you're looking for?"
"Why do Arabs wear thawbs? Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"What's the difference between eating at a restaurant and standing in a field of cows? I don't tip at restaurants."
"A new Zealand joke Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses? They saw what happened to the sheep"
"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access."