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Joke of the Day

"Her: I like your facial hair Me: I like YOUR facial hair (FLIRTING IS HARD)"

"I saw a VW hybrid today. It runs on gasoline and lies."

"What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh? You made m'laugh."

"- Are you sure? -defenet... difini... difine... YES IM SURE!"

"Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him..."

"I've got the ""turning beer into pee"" routine perfected. Now if I can figure out how to reverse the process then I'll be rich!"

"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."

"""I OBJECT!"" the defendant screams in court. The judge gives her a very emotional hug and says, ""No...you human."""

"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!"

"-Here_is=ajoke/for=people/good_at-reading_between|the\lines_"