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Joke of the Day

"- Are you sure? -defenet... difini... difine... YES IM SURE!"

"Store Sign: ""WE HAVE MACE"" Think that's going to keep me from shopping here?"

"Q: Why was the broom late? A: Because he overswept."

"Where do footballers dance? At a football!"

"IPhone and Macbook users."

"Why shouldn't you put extra lettuce on your BLT? Because then you won't be able to fit into your B-E-L-T! killme.jpg"

"Have you heard about the Italian chef that recently died? Yeah, he pasta way."

"Quitting smoking is the easiest thing I've ever done. I've quit hundreds of times."

"Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things."

"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."