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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. Its a shitzu."

"I tried to get into the knife sharpening academy I didn't make the cut."

"fart liner ""Did you hear what that asshole said?"" ""No, What?"" ""Oh Shit!"""

"Nice jeans, everyone in the 90s."

"I, for one... is a roman numeral."

"""I hate this quilt."" - my wife, a person capable of hating a quilt"

"What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed."

"My dog asked what it was like to be human, so I told him that talking was a good start."

"What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user? They both can't even."

"What animal gets applauded? The mosquito."