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Joke of the Day
"Omg. The WiFi went off a minute ago so my kids came out of their rooms. They're getting so tall!"
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"Whenever I see a middle-aged guy trying desperately to hang onto his youth, I always think ""I should move this mirror""."
"Did you hear about the vertically challenged psychic that robbed a bank? Police say they're looking for a small medium at large."
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
"What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!"
"So much mascara her eyes got stuck in the closed position. Too bad lipstick doesn't work that way."
"How do you make a strawberry shake? You put it in the freezer."
"So pinocchio was going down on a girl... The girl then says YEAH! Eat that pussy pinocchio get it!"
"What's 69?... (NSFW) A great sexual position. What's 6.9? A great sexual position interrupted by a period."
"What did the animal killer scream as he attacked the alpaca farm in Tibet? DIIIIIEEEEE LLAMA!"