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Joke of the Day
"What do blind trains read? Raile!"
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"Do you know how to convert a dishwasher into an automatic snowplow? Give that bitch a shovel. (I'm not really a sexist pig... But that's still one of my favorite jokes.)"
"So Porsche released a Jewish Car... The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911"
"What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies? Watch this!"
"Barrack Obama won the Olympic Gold Medal Usain Bolt was running for President"
"So I Live In Florida And Wanna Be A Male Stripper... I heard Orlando's nightclub loves people that aim to make their audience drop dead"
"To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down the chimney."
"My neighbors are organizing something called a ""fun run"". This shit never happened when I lived in my car."
"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"