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Joke of the Day
"What do blind trains read? Raile!"
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"What do Mormonism and LSD have in common? Dyslexia"
"What is the photographer's favorite car? Ford Focus"
"What did one empty beer bottle say to the other? ""I'm drunk."""
"What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium."
"Do you know why Bernie Sanders has gotten as much sex as he's had? Because he doesn't care about position!"
"Saw this one in my maths class Student: Sir I'm cold! Teacher: Go and stand in the corner then. Student: Why would I do that? Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there."
"What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer? Neither one is a squirrel."
"The White House bar and restaurant, upon Trump's arrival, will reduce their beverage selections to just two choices: You can get a White Russian or an Orange Julius."
"""As CEO of Tortoise Enterprises, this merger with Slug Corp is... Linda, where is everyone?"" ""They all called to say they're running late"""