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Joke of the Day

"If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, will Greece help?"

"Friend: I got a job as a carpenter, but it sucks. Me: No prob, just learn a few magic tricks and people will worship you as their savior."

"What do gay men and ambulances have in common Both get loaded from the rear and go woop-woop!"

"Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"Why is American Beer like making love in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water. ^(Source: The Philosophy department of the University of Wallabaloo.)"

"To be fair, ""old-fashioned"" doesn't necessarily mean racist; it could also mean sexist."

"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."

"Rose: I'm so cold. Jack: Listen, Rose. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and- fine, you can have my damn hoodie"

"Doctor: ""Good news you passed your hearing test!"" Patient: ""HUH"""

"The moral of ""The Three Little Pigs"" is ""make your house with bricks."" Why are we giving four year olds architectural advice?"