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Joke of the Day

"If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, will Greece help?"

"""Please let go of my hair"" -my gynaecologist"

"What do you call a magic owl? Hoodini"

"What do you call a Mexican Midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called an ese"

"I'd like to think that halfway through Nicole Kidman's last name there's a tiny bar mitzvah."

"My new year's resolution is to be more grammary and stop making up words."

"Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack."

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels still killing Indians."

"What do a bass guitar solo and peeing your pants have in common? It's quiet and embarrassing."

"Did you hear? Lorainna Bobbitt dies in a car accident! She was merging into traffic, and some dick cut her off."