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Joke of the Day
"There are 20 IT Professionals working on a government server 18 of them are Chinese"
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"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well I saw this light at the window...!"
"Why did Papa smurf go to the aviary? Because he loves blue tits."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the rest of the people in the car!"
"What order did Emperor Palpatine give to start the orgy? Execute order sexy sex."
"John Cena woke up in the hospital John Cena woke up in the hospital with no idea of what was going on. The nurse walked in and he asked ""Where am I?"" She responded ""ICU"" He said ""No you don't."""
"I just used one of those plastic grocery dividers to let my wife know exactly where the middle of the bed is."
"Most guys walk up and stick it in... I stick it in then walk up..."
"I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come... Then there was awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"What's worse then 10 dead babies in a barrel? 1 dead baby in 10 barrels. EDIT: dumpsters, sorry guise."