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Joke of the Day

"What's worse then 10 dead babies in a barrel? 1 dead baby in 10 barrels. EDIT: dumpsters, sorry guise."

"I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club."

"Ever hear the joke about the 3 Irish guys who left the pub? No? Neither have I."

"Apples are my second favourite fruit. They're sublime!"

"I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher"

"What happens when lawyers die? They lie still."

"My TCP server is getting fat Too many processed syn-acks"

"Why was the hipster sweating? ...He wore a scarf before it was cool."

"6.9 A good time interrupted by a period"

"What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? An unidentified frying object."