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Joke of the Day
"Most guys walk up and stick it in... I stick it in then walk up..."
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"My out-of-office voicemail greeting is just a solid three minutes of dry heaving."
"A magic eraser, but for my bar tab."
"What do you call a cow in a Russian forest? A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead."
"A Jew and a purse Once went a Jew, found a purse, picked it up: - Shit! 200 dollars are missing!"
"Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes? Biologists, they work with genes all the time."
"A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD."
"My ex-girlfriend had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil. I still don't know how much she charges him though"
"I wish I could erase my memory of certain movies so I could watch them again for the first time."
"I'd tell you a good chemistry joke but all the good ones argon."