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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the communist nymphomaniac? When the workers of the world united, they all got an equal part in her."

"I was born to be wild, but only until around 9:30"

"What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in an elementary school."

"The difference between a wife and a mistress? The mistress says ""Oh, darling - that was *wonderful*!"", and the wife says ""Beige. I think we'll paint the ceiling beige..."""

"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"

"People wonder what my abusive father does after mom left us... Beats me.."

"When do Astronauts eat? Launch Time"

"What do Buddhists eat to help keep themselves balanced both physically and spiritually? Cottage chi"

"What's the best part of having kids? Making them."

"What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts? ""He's a keeper"""