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Joke of the Day

"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."

"Did you hear the one about the girl that went deep sea fishing with four guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"What's the best way to cross the border? In the trunk of a car."

"Nerdy Joke. What are two females doing after a threesome? Load-balancing. Badum-tsss."

"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation."

"People think having 5 sets of grandparents rules as kid on Xmas, and it does, but you pay for it on the back end having to go to 97 funerals"

"I cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory All i did was take a day off."

"My dog would not stop digging a hole. so when he died we berried him in the holes he was digging. he was a wired dog he was!!!!!"

"When I was 15 I was raising a Tamogochi, not a baby."

"If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it's because they've just killed someone right?"