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Joke of the Day
"Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round."
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"My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots."
"Never Judge the Beauty Of a Girl By Her Profile Picture. Judge it By the Photos She is Tagged in"
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"Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head."
"No one likes a motherfucker *Except for the mother*"