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Joke of the Day

"*knock knock* Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*."

"We started a band... We're called the 999 mega bytes. Haven't got a gig yet."

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"The drone on Mars ran over a feline organism. That's right - Curiosity killed the cat"

"Trump: ""I'm going to make sure we let in less immigrants."" Pence: ""Fewer!"" Trump: ""Shhh, don't call me that yet."""

"What's a pirates favorite place to eat? Arrrrrrrrrbyyyyssss"

"Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? They were just never on the same page..."

"How many Firefly fans disc it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The just stand around for years bitching about how it went out. EDIT: does not disc."

"What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck? DOUCHE!!!"

"Apparently being a mother is the hardest job in the world. They're probably right. I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player."