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Joke of the Day
"Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code? It's full of std vectors."
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"If you can't handle me at my worst, you and I have a lot in common."
"If the letters fall off your company's logo... ...maybe it's a bad sign."
"""Why did Sally fall off the swings?"" ""Because she has no arms."" ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally. Because she has no arms. """
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something that small?!"""
"The definition of trust. Whats the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."
"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"
"Doctor: ""I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?"" Nurse: ""B positive."" Doctor: ""Okay. I don't think this patient is dying."""
"I was scraping a window at my Grandma's house.... I then thought up a joke for my mom to hear it was ""This window scraping stuff is a pane in the glass!"" She laughed :)"
"I named my penis pony... ..because it's the smaller version of what you really wanted and you only get a ride if you're under 12."