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Joke of the Day

"Me: Nice new car, boss Boss: Well, if you set yourself targets, work hard, stay focused, next year I'll be able to buy an even better one"

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."

"Why do Native Americans dance at strip clubs? They want to make it rain."

"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."

"If you read Twitter backwards it tells the story of humanity slowly getting smarter."

"Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!"

"How does the Catholic Church make their holy water? They boil the hell out of it."

"Got my ass fucking handed to me at Candyland again today by my 3 year-old. This decade is going to SUCK."

"The way to a man's heart is thru his stomach. At least that's what the crazy woman with the butcher knife kept saying at the murder scene."

"I was once called a racist for saying black paint Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""