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Joke of the Day

"Dear Shirtless Guy in his Profile Pic, You REALLY want to impress girls? Get a job & pose in front of your cubicle."

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"I've kidnapped 100 kids and killed 10 of them Only 90 kids can remember"
"Are guys smarter before, during, or after sex with a woman? During, you're plugged into a know-it-all."
"Why do they call a wolf a wolf? Because it goes wolf!"
"NURSE: *bursts in* Dr., come quick! DR DOG: CHRIST, JULIE! Don't you knock?!? *hides magazine of sexy Labradoodles being sprayed with hoses*"
"Did you hear the story about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid."
"How does a train eat? They Chew-Chew."
"Why would the road cross the chicken? Because it had a death wish. It's well known that no one crosses the chicken and lives."
"3 rings in a man's life 1. Engagement ring 2. Wedding ring 3. Suffering"
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