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Joke of the Day

"Dear Shirtless Guy in his Profile Pic, You REALLY want to impress girls? Get a job & pose in front of your cubicle."

"A Nazi Redditor walks into a B.A.R He died."

"Me and be Jealous?... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Who is McDonald's and why are you 'lovin it'?"

"What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass."

"I Hate Jamaicans in Bed Because they jam you till your aican"

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain :D"

"What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero? Green Lantern and Deadpool."

"Why is Islam called the Religion of Peace? It will leave you in pieces."

"I hope there's a scientist somewhere in the world right now working on a way for Coldplay to get more whoa-oh-ohs into a 3 minute pop song."

"What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships."