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Joke of the Day

"So a guy gave his friend ten puns hoping one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did"

"Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books."

"What'd you call a German businessman? An enterpreNeuer."

"All of my horoscopes lately have started with ""Ok, don't freak out but..."""

"If I had a dollar for every time Greece made a bad economical decision Their economy would still be failing."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my foot up your ass."

"I want to hire a Chipotle employee to tuck me in at night."

"It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door. Let that sink in."

"""God is dead, but like, dead in a fun way"" - Nietzsche trying to make a first date less awkward"

"Yo momma so fat I'm really starting to get worried about her health."