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Joke of the Day

"What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!"

"I murdered a load of Jehovah's at church today. Don't worry, I left no witnesses."

"You all know any good masturbation jokes? C'mon, I bet we can crank some out."

"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"

"I am SO TIRED! I found out that my wife was the woman of my dreams..., I haven't slept in 3 years"

"Why cant a nose be 12 inches long? Cause then it would be a foot."

"What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling"

"Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud."

"The Texas Rangers made it to the World Series? I didn't even know Chuck Norris had a baseball team."

"Why do monks wear such plain clothes? It's a habit."