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Joke of the Day

"Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud."

"A cyclist told me to share the road, so I threw a piece of asphalt at him."

"What do you call a guy with a shovel? Doug"

"The name's Case... Justin Case."

"Cum on guys... We seriously need to stop making gay jokes."

"The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice."

"in these hard times, it's crucial to stay as positive as Charlie Sheen"

"Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified. *-Anthony Jeselnik, Shakespeare*"

"What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries? Fibbinouchie."

"Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, ""Suck what?"""