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Joke of the Day

"Penn State We all know that older woman who go after younger guys are called cougars. Well older men who go after young boys are called Nittany Lions."

"I was watching some porn with a plot the other day It was pretty Fucking stupid"

"What do you call a lesbian with one leg shorter than the other? Gaylene!"

"My son fell asleep on a lego. He is in critical condition and will be getting surgery this morning. He is currently on morphine and has had several seizures."

"Schrodinger's cat walk into a bar And then it didnt."

"What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go."

"The three unwritten rules for success and hapiness 1. 2. 3."

"With women it's not about how much money you make, what you drive or where you live at... LOL Who am I kidding, even the homeless women go after the homeless guys with the most stuff.."

"Since Justin Bieber has the ""Beliebers"" and Lady Gaga has the ""Little Monsters"" I'd like to name Robin Thicke's fans ""Thickeheads."""

"What's the perfect time to go to the dentist? Two thirty."