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Joke of the Day
"Why was the pilot dying? Because he had terminal cancer."
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"If you want my opinion ask my wife"
"My questionnaire for teenage girls: 1. can you not 2. do you even 3. whatever"
"What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted? TMI Burton."
"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"
"Waiter I can't eat this meat it's crawling with maggots ! Quick run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !"
"Adam Sandler walks into a shoe shop ""I'll take the sandals please"""
"Overly Polite Twins Why were the overly polite twins almost never born? ""After you."" ""No, after you."""
"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She said ""I don't like to call you at work""."
"I hate when my tattoo guy asks if he can take pics for his website and then I wake up the next day realising I don't have any tattoos."