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Joke of the Day

"Who would won in a wrestling match; Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit..."

"HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft."

"What Should I Do Today? Eat A Bomb?Nuke A Toaster?Ride Nyan Cat Into Space?Bomb ISIS?Oh Theres Just So Much You Can Do!"

"Who has 2 thumbs and had an accident in shop class? Not me!"

"What do Mexicans call a commando? A Juan man army..."

"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."

"Painters wear all white while they paint like they don't give a fuck."

"You know pterodactyls' don't make noise right? Even the P is silent."

"You like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?! Then you'll love Aunt Jemima's new ""You Butter Recognize!"""

"NSFW don't read if your easily offended. Why don't black people like to dream. Because the last black guy to have a dream died."