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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a coked-up Iron Man? Steel Man."
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"What does a vagina and the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"Right now the owner of Men's Health magazine is beating an editor who forgot to include the phrase 'rock-hard abs' on this month's cover."
"Q: What do call a fish with no eye? A: A fsh."
"One time in band camp... They threatened me with eternal torture. Oh wait that was Bible camp."
"The fact that Gunplay pulled a gun on his accountant doesn't shock me nearly as much as the fact that Gunplay has an accountant."
"An 80's style montage of me and a dog learning to use chopsticks, and the dog progressing marginally faster"
"You might be a hipster if... Friend: Did you see that <funny cat picture> on reddit's frontpage? Me: Naah, I don't subscribe to all the big, popular subreddits."
"He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre!"