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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre!"
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"I won a swimsuit contest the other day I ate 57 swimsuits"
"Boyfriend: You know you can..... Boyfriend: You know you can be a real bitch. Girlfriend: I have been called worse. Boyfriend: Like what? Girlfriend: Your girlfriend!"
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the joke is fully groan."
"I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting."
"9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in"
"Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points? Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number."
"greeks Thousands of years ago the Greeks invented sex, a few hundred years later, the French introduced it to women."
"If I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone sing a Macklemore song out loud... ...I would have 20 dollars in my pocket"
"A girl once asked me if she was fat I told her that she was beautiful. In fact, she could model in a summer swimsuit catalog if she wanted. I hear they're casting for beach balls."