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"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre!"
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"Trump says he'll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall."
"Does /r/Jokes know any good braces jokes/puns?"
"you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know"
"I'm usually pretty inspired after watching a movie to try something I've just seen. [hunts for a movie about cleaning bathrooms]"
"Whenever a girl refuses to tell a magician her age, he cuts her in half to count the rings."
"My dad is ""looks for fettucini in the Ethnic Foods aisle"" years old."
"/r/cleanjokes hits 10K subscribers **/r/cleanjokes metrics:** Total Subscribers: 10,000 Subreddit Rank: 2,246 Milestones & Subreddit Growth: http://redditmetrics.com/r/cleanjokes"
"I got arrested for killing a black man They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
"Raising children takes a village, preferably one with many vineyards."